All seven of these plants have stood the test of time. Out of my 100+ houseplants, I’ve never had an issue with any of the plants on this list whatsoever. They adapt to a variety of conditions, they are easy-going, and they all require very low maintenance. If you’re a beginner, if you have two black thumbs, or if you just don’t have the time, these plants won’t leave your side. Do you travel a lot and need plants you can leave up to a month at a time? Buy these plants, then forget about them.

Here’s your nursery shopping list:

1. ZZ Plant

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The “ZZ” stands for its scientific name, Zamioculcas Zamiifolia. And you can totally ZZZ on this plant, and it will still flourish. This plant would likely survive an apocalypse, along with the cockroaches. It is truly indestructible. They are pretty popular in nail salons, Vietnamese restaurants, and laundromats. They need very little light to not only survive, but thrive. You could go without watering yours for 2-3 months, and it would be fine. That is because the ZZ Plant stores all of its necessary water in its rhizomes for an extended period of time. At the same time, as long as it doesn’t get direct sunlight, it will also tolerate bright indirect light and waterings 2x/month. It isn’t picky.

I live in a redwood forest with tall, towering trees that produce a lot of shade, and mine lives in my dark, North-facing bathroom set aside from the frosted window. After a year in this spot, it’s as happy as a cockroach galavanting around a natural disaster battleground. It’s dark green, still has its form, and pumps out new growth from time to time.

If you need to catch up on some ZZZ’s and don’t have time for finicky plants, the ZZ Plant is for you!

 

2. Sansevieria

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All varieties.
Pictured above from left to right:
1. Sansevieria cylindrica var. patula ‘Boncel’
2. Sansevieria cylindrica var. patula ‘Boncel’
3. Sansevieria trifasciata ‘Laurentii’
4. Sansevieria ‘Fernwood Punk’
5. Sansevieria trifasciata
(Read about how I rescued the last variety from a deep, dark cranny at the back of senior center hospice shop here!)

Sansevierias have few needs. They adapt to a wide range of lighting, and you can pretty much ignore them (within reason). Because they are a succulent, they are prone to root rot. Just make sure the soil is dry between waterings, but you can go without watering these for at least a month. I’ve gone 2 months before, and it didn’t flinch! I’ve also accidentally left mine in standing water for over a week, replanted it in dry soil, and it didn’t even notice. They do prefer more shady locations, but they won’t complain about bright spots either. Just make sure they don’t get direct sun.

Can anyone say “simple Sansevieria”?

 

3. Holiday Cactus

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Also known as Schlumbergera truncata ‘Sunset Dancer’, or “Thanksgiving Cactus”. Not to be confused with “Christmas Cactus” or “Easter Cactus”, Schlumbergera bridgesii and Hatiora gaertneri respectively.

Whatever its scientific name, it’s a baller. Holiday Cactus is a type of epiphytic cacti, meaning it grows on trees in Central and South American rainforests. It is not a typical cactus that grows in arid environments with full-sun. Holiday Cactus prefers to be in part-shade, but it will tolerate more sun in the cooler months. Just don’t put it in full-sun in the summer. It can be grown outdoors in mild climates, but it will need protection under 40 degrees F.

I bought mine when it wasn’t blooming, in August 2017. Native to Brazil, it blooms in May. Cultivated in the Northern Hemisphere, it blooms in November. The first year I had it, it didn’t bloom during the Thanksgiving holiday like it’s supposed to, but it bloomed two flowers in January the following year. It laid dormant until August of 2018, which is when the entire plant exploded with flowers! Even though my Holiday cactus doesn’t seem to have the holiday spirit, I still love it. It’s so easy to care for, and it’s beautiful.

 

4. Zebra Plant

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Also known as Haworthiopsis attenuata.

Looks like an aloe, right? Well it’s not, but it is very closely related. Haworthiopsis is a genus in the Aloeae tribe of succulents that also includes Haworthia, Aloe, and others. These plants are generally pretty easy to take care of, but some need more attention than others. They are succulents, so they do favor brighter light and drier conditions, but some tender succulents prefer partial sun and more frequent watering. I usually have to tune into each and every succulent’s needs, as they are not all treated equal. Aloes and their distant cousins are tricky. But this stunner, the Zebra Plant, is one of the simple, straight-forward ones (like its stripes). I have seen positive results from having this plant in the shade or bright spots indoors, or part-shade outside. It doesn’t need a ton of water, and it will tolerate a very dry environment for a long period of time. At the same time, it won’t neigh at you if you decide to give it extra love and water it every 2 weeks either. It’s so striking, it’s hard for it not to look good no matter what the scenario.

 

5. Spider Plant

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The obligatory Spider Plant, or Chlorophytum comosum, of course it’s on this list.

Spider Plants are easy peasy. Very low maintenance, easy to adapt, and even easier to ignore. Some articles might suggest that you could grow a Spider Plant in your closet if you wanted to. Not so much, but you sure could grow some spider webs. They aren’t the best dark bathroom plant, like ZZ Plants and Sansevierias, but they don’t require a ton of light. They will also tolerate more light. They are happy inside or outside. If you’d rather have your spider plant outside with its other spider friends, definitely place it in mostly shade. If you don’t mind some spiders inside, they’ll prefer your less sunny window over the sunniest, but they aren’t too picky.

 

6. Coral Cactus

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No, Rhipsalis cereuscula is not related to coral, and it does not grow on the ocean floor. It resembles coral though, hence its common name.

There is no need to quarrel with Coral Cactus. Coral Cactus won’t give you any trouble at all. I did have a mealybug infestation on it recently, but that was because it was sitting next to another plant who had them.

Coral Cactus is also a type of epiphytic cacti (like the previously mentioned Holiday Cactus), meaning it grows on trees in Central and South American rainforests. It is not a typical cactus that grows in arid environments with full-sun. The Coral Cactus prefers part-shade, more water than most cacti, and humidity. Still, you can mostly ignore it and it won’t take it personally.

 

7. Philodendron

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The specific variety featured here is Philodendron hederaceum ‘Brasil’.

This is the oldest houseplant that I own at this point. It has been with me through three moves, including one across the country. It has traveled with me in my car from a road trip coast to coast from Philadelphia to California. I’ve had it since March 2015, which was just shy of 4 years ago. Philodendron and their distant cousin Pothos/Epipremnum are so easy to take care of, it’s almost stupid. They are trailing vines that don’t need a ton of light or water. Although they can survive with chronically dry soil, it’s not their preference. Sure, you can go a couple months without watering them, but after a while, they will droop. Try to water 1-2 times per month. It’s also important to trim off cuttings here and there to promote bushier growth. After a while they can get lanky. If you notice that any of your vines are growing significantly smaller leaves, it’s time for a trim. Just cut right below a node and place a few cuttings in a glass of water. They will easily root and establish themselves after several months. This will also promote the mother plant to fill in with leaves closer to the rootball, giving it a more lush appearance.


Thanks for reading, and I hope you find this list helpful! If it helped you, please let me know by commenting! And as always, never hesitate to ask questions. I will always get back to you within 24 hours.

What are some of your indestructible houseplants?

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My Former Coastal Home

~CRK.

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3 Comments on “My Top 7 Houseplants that are Completely Indestructible

  1. Thanks for this list! I’ve been wanting to get some houseplants that won’t die when I forget to water them! Off to the garden store! 🙂

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